Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie supposedly went into labor (or maybe got a C-section, so the baby won't have an unsightly cone head) today. But GUESS WHAT! They went to the SAME HOSPITAL!!!!! Is this like Pinkberry? This is the new hot celebrity hangout? EEEE!!!! I want to have unprotected sex and move to California to have my bastard child JUST SO I CAN GO THERE!!1! Maybe Summer Glau, of recent Terminator fame, will get knocked up, or Marian Jones or Kelly Ripa will become impregnated. Kelly's used to that, right?
In other news, Toni Collete had a baby. And a pair of British twins who were separated at birth married each other. And then found out they were brother and sister and threw up alllllll over each other and got divorce and a really good therapist and are alternating between uppers and downers.
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