Did you know that Dr. Laura is still relevant? According to Google Trends, she is. Wtf. I thought it was all about Dr. Phil and how he uses crazy non-sequitors and dumb analogies and ruins Britney Spears' life. Not that I watch any of that crap. I hate Dr. Phil almost as much as I hate Judge Judy.
You know what show I WOULD watch? If I bothered to look up the time and channel is appears on? Ghost Hunters International. Because it's just like Ghost Busters, minus the ectoplasm, PLUS cool accents.
I love sci-fi. Everyone on Firefly - Jayne "I'll be in my bunk", Kaley, from Flash Forward, hot, hot Mal. Wot from a Knight's Tale. Where's the bad?
Also still popular? The Country Bears. I have no idea why. Those animatronic creeps scared the bejeezus out of me at Disney World. Being in a dark, barn-like restaurant with checkered table cloth looking at giant bears stiffly playing banjos. It's like they have the opposite of lymphedema, which is a notoriously debilitating disease with no known cure.
And the movie? How the hell did that get greenlit? And why did Christopher Walken agree to be in it? Did he owe his bookie some money?
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