Mr. Blackwell's Worst Dressed List

I have no idea who is on this, seeing as I can't work up the energy for a Google keyword search. Imagine that!

Here are the people I imagine are populating his list:
Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen
Lindsay Lohan (enough with the leggings, already! Dye your hair back!)
Britney Spears (although now that's she's all bipolar or whatever, she can probably get away with being "eccentric")
Cindy McCain, John McCain's wife
Rudolph Zurick
Richard Cohen
Hillary Clinton
Meredith Viera
Mark Consuelos

Um, the last 3/4 of that list might also be the popular keywords for January 9, 2008.

But you know who would've made Mr. Blackwell's Worst Dressed List of 1994?

Yours truly.

I was a big fan of: neon slap bracelets, big t-shirts with shoulder pads, often emblazoned with Disney cartoons, leggings, high top Reeboks (Reeboks with the strap.), wigwam socks, cloth headbands, and t-shirt rings.

Put me on What Not To Wear!