Eminem, aka Marshall Bruce Mathers III, aka Slim Shady, is getting fat. Tubby. Unpleasantly plump.
He's just a big fat fatty. Maybe Eminem needs to go on Celebrity Biggest Loser so he can live up to his nickname. Slim Shady, that is. Not Eminem. If he wanted to live up to his Eminem moniker, he'd have to be chocolate on the inside. And wear a tough exterior shell. Which...he actually might be. Seeing as he's a rapper and all.
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Post a pic of fatty boy Eminem. C'mon...hook a sistah up!
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